I was reading some of the feedback from the last post and at least 12 people asked me if I thought the guys from Jersey Shore took Steroids.
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Lets think about this for a moment.... Ronnie, Pauly D, and Mike "The Situation," are constantly eating Doritos, pizza, burgers, hot dogs, lasagna, other pastas, etc. and are shredded like crazy. hmmmm?
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Now, I'm going to talk about them individually and what I think their cycles are.
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| Ronnie Jersey Shore Steroids |
Lets start with
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.... This guy is shredded, has somewhat of a bodybuilder frame, and eats a lot of junk. Besides, I don't know if anyone has been keeping up with Season 5 "Jersey Shore Italy," but Ronnie's anger goes through the roof. He fights with Mike "The Situation" and almost goes to the point of hitting Sammi. You can tell he is enraged which is not always normal for humans. So, due to his extreme anger.... I can tell he is doing some Trenbolone. And because of his size, I can tell he is doing some Dbol (Dianabol), and a high dose of Testosterone. All this keeps him shredded. Oh, and since he doesn't have Gynecomastia he must also be taking in some Post Cycle Therapy (PCT). His hormone levels are all over the place. Lets just hope he doesn't send Mike to the Hospital again.
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| Pauly D Jersey Shore Steroids |
Pauly D...... "Huge Hair Blowout Pauly D." Well his arms are not as big as they should be, but his chest and low body fat give it away. His anger is not that much of a problem though, but sometimes you see him get quite angry. So all this brings me to the conclusion that Pauly D is taking a low dose of Testosterone Enanthate and a low dose of Tren. Maybe some Winstrol. You can easily tell he is on these because on Season 4 of the Shore he was quite large. His chest was twice as big as Season 3 and had much less body fat. Of course, just like Ronnie, and maybe even "The Situation" he is doing some PCT.
Mike "The Situation"
Looking kind of scrawny in Season 5 dude......Get your act together.
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Mike Sorrentino "The Situation"
from Jersey Shore 5 |
So Mike doesn't seem to have as much experience with Juice like Ronnie does, but he sure is doing something. Shredded abs, huge arms, puffy cheeks? Wait a second.... Puffy cheecks? Yeah, that is because he retains water when on steroids. So does Ronnie, but it seems like Mike retains more. He needs to work on his PCT a little bit. This brings me to the conclusion that Mike "The Situation" because of having perfect abs even though he is eating all that junk... must be taking some Winny (Winstrol). And maybe in the past seasons he did some Test.... But what catches my eye the most are his huge deformed arms. All human muscles are formed the same way, but Mike has something weird about his arms. I think he is doing some Synthol. Easy way of getting huge arms quickly, I just don't like the fact that almost everyone that uses Synthol looks deformed. Oh man, I still can't believe he is trying to hook up with Snooki when he can get with those cute twins. Oh well...
Vinny
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Vinny Guadagnino from
The Jersey Shore 5 |
I just have to talk about him a little bit. He is probably the most mature guy in the Jersey Shore house and has the best reasoning so he hasn't decided to do Steroids yet. That is why he looks so normal, or average as most bodybuilders would say. No steroids for Vinny yet. Maybe one day the guys will convince him to start with something small and from there he will move up to something more hardcore, but who knows. Apparently girls like him the way he is... Keep it up Mr. Vinny Guadagnino... Just don't, don't, don't get it in with Deena Nicole.
Oh, and as far as the girls. Well, I don't really think they would do steroids. If in case they did, the only one
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| Jenni Jwoww Jersey Shore Plastic Surgery |
I suspect from is Jenni "JWoww," Since it seems like her new Trainer/boyfriend Roger Matthews is also a Juice head. I'm sure he loves her and doesn't want her to have a manly face so he might have convinced her to take some Anavar (Oxandrolone). Good thing Anavar is not very androgenic and causes less stress on the liver. Most female bodybuilders take this. Especially those super mega hotties in Brazil. The bad thing about Anavar is that it is very expensive and has to be very high dosed. I'm sure Jwoww has the money though. Keep it up Jenni, you're looking better than ever with your facial plastic surgery and your new designer steroid.
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ReplyDeleteThe evidence is that they fucking eat crap food all day and never spend a second in the gym. That means steroids, duh!
ReplyDeletethink about it they getting it on all the time with girls and when their not on the shore the working out "GTL"
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DeleteSure does. Thanks for your opinion
DeleteAnyone who knows steroids can see the signs of use they don't call them "juice" heads for nothing
ReplyDeleteDef. juicing... they were skinny now puffed up. hollywood designer roids
ReplyDeleteUhh.. If you never spend a second in the gym, and use steroids, you'd just get fat. You still need to work out when taking steroids..
ReplyDeleteNot really. It all depends on the diet remember. Thanks for your opinion
DeleteCertaly using sterodis...doctor talking. bye
ReplyDeleteOf course. Didn't you know all plebs on the internet are either GPs or airline pilots. As if a GP would have the time or inclination to be pissing about on a forum like this.
DeleteNot really.... Stop being so damn lazy and get your asses in the gym. These guys are not revealing their secrets so make your own.
ReplyDeletebro 100 percent steroids
ReplyDeletelook at mikes arms abs and his little pin dick
eat nothing but shit drink shit and treat there body like shit
getting blind smoking
but they wake up everymorning carved out of stone lol such a joke
dont really care nice bodies
but ehy bullshit when we no your as soft as butter
you also cant get that jacked when drinking the amount of alcohol they do. plus ronnies dad is skinny so it isnt in his genetics
ReplyDeleteGenetics are all bullshit. Do some research.
Deletegenetics are all bullshit? how dumb are you?
Deletenah they don't juice ! all natural ! (. 0. )v(. 0. )
ReplyDeletem8 ur u retarded,all natural lol
Deletehaha.
DeleteThe guys in the house (except Vinny) are all douchbags. All natural bodybuilders can tell a mile away that those guys are on juice. They just don't have the personality and the eyes of NATURAL bodybuilders. With steroids, in just 8 weeks one can gain 30lbs of muscle, in other words get shredded.
ReplyDeleteSteroids. The situation's shitty personality gives it away that he is a steroid user.
These guys just don't have "that" that naturals have.
Excellent article!
Thanks for reading the article. If you watch the show you might have seen that Ronnie gets very angry most of the time. You can notice lots of symptoms of all the guys.
Deleteyour retarded its a tv show they dont show every single thing they do just the most interesting parts, just because they have some muscle doesnt mean they're on steroids. They eat crap food? thats why they arent ripped you fool, you can build muscle while eating hotdogs and takeaways its called dirty bulking. by the way being angry is also caused by drama and living in a house with people with no access to the outside world...some people are retarded.
DeleteThis is a very good point. I've noticed that the guys on the show did get bigger. I admire the fact that Vinny isn't all juiced up. I noticed that he works out but he has an average build like a common american.
ReplyDeleteIts hard sometimes because people like me can spend hours and months in the gym and never in a million years become big and ripped at the same time.. haha.
But this is a well-thought out article. It's sad how people would put their organs on the line for a "career"
Watch Bigger, stronger, faster. It might change your narrow minds about steroid use. It still takes alot of work and dieting to get big, even with steroids. You only see a few weeks of there lives, who knows what they do after The Jersey Shore season is over.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great documentary, I learned alot from it.
DeleteWhat do you think these guys do when they are not on the show? They get a boatload of money while doing a three month show, what do they do the rest of the nine months that they aren't on camera? They could be working their butt of in the gym
ReplyDeleteyou obviously know nothing about bodybuilding. it's ok you'll learn
DeleteYou don't know what they take. Tren? Ha, whatever dude! Ya their taking shit but whoever wrote this about them is a tool.
ReplyDeleteI can believe that Ronnie and Mike use steroids, but Pauly D and Vinny are average looking so they're not taking steroids. And you say Pauly D gets very angry sometimes? I've seen him gotten mad twice, other time when some fag punched Vinny and the second time when Angelina acted like an ass. JENNI IS NOT TAKING STEROIDS DUMB FUCK.. When they're not filming Jersey Shore they work their asses off in the gym. You know nothin' about them so please GTFO. Douche.
ReplyDeleteSeems like you're part of the cast. Thanks for the comment. Jenni has a nice body and in case you didn't know, a large amount of girls that work out do take steroids. They are not the same type of steroids and aren't as hardcore as the ones that men would use. They are very light and are not as harmful. Just one little pill will change a woman's body very quickly.
Deleteur an idiot.
DeleteHis anger and his anger that blablabla.. so if im angry sometimes im on steroids..??, oh shit..
ReplyDeleteStupid!!
Only if you have excessive anger. Usually only teens and people on steroids get extremely angry for the slightest things. If you find that you're always angry then you might have a testosterone problem and need to get checked. If you have that and you're a teenager then its normal.
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DeleteThe arguments in this article are so funny. You don't just take steroids and get muscular without working your ass off. You still need to work a shit ton to get big. I bet none of you even know anything about bodybuilding, so why don't you watch some movies such as Pumping Iron. Even 10-time Mr. Olympia Arnold admitted to steroids, but he still spent 5 hours in the gym because without working hard, steroids is completely useless. I just laugh at the thought of people thinking steroids gets you muscular without working hard. Idiots. On the other hand, Situation has no proportions whatsoever, and I highly doubt Ronnie takes steroids. You all are just lazy asses assuming that all big guys take steroids. Get your fat asses to the gym and maybe you'll see your own results.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say but most makes can take 500 mg of test enth not pick up a dumbbell and pack on 10-15lbs of muscle. Any guy on street can pump roids and will look better without working out or changing there eating habits. Now if you want to have 20inch arms 52 inch chest etc then yes you need to dedicate.
DeleteUmm, ^^^ you sir, are a complete dumbass. Pack on 10-15 pounds of muscle? Do you even know how much mass that is? Obviously you don't. Hit up the gym, kid, and learn your facts before you talk. Oh, and I really didn't understand most of what you said because of your poor English. :)
Deleteyour retarded its a tv show they dont show every single thing they do just the most interesting parts, just because they have some muscle doesnt mean they're on steroids. They eat crap food? thats why they arent ripped you fool, you can build muscle while eating hotdogs and takeaways its called dirty bulking. I agree with the poster above they have worked hard for a long time in the gym and with their diets to build muscle. if they were on roids they'd be HUGE they eat heaps and workout heaps. your all lazy idiots Its not that serious bro just eat heaps train hard and eventually you would have built a lot of muscle....seriously idiots
ReplyDeleteso you use steroids too
Deletethey are abnormally huge. I 100% guarantee you that Situation juices. Look at his arms. They are deformed as shit.
DeleteGood thing your post is anonymous because you just embarrassed the FUCK out of yourself
Hey wanna see if someone is using just pay attention to there face even with the non retaining Roids winny equipoise your face still gets puffy. Now one thing to remember is all these guys are short which makes the apprence of size easier. Second I'm sure these guys use but more interesting to me is pauly d un natural sized chest in relation to his front delts and triceps. If I had to bet I'd say implants or synthol. Mikes arms also look pumped with oil also. But these guys hover around 9-12% body fat nothing that all guys can't achieve it just takes some work. And these guys standing at 5'1 - 5 7' in Ronnie's and mikes case at 190 and 160lbs is truly nothing that anyone can not achieve. So hey if there on or there not good job to them for achieving the look they want.
ReplyDeleteactually towards the end of season 3 mike had lost all definition in his abs due to his partying, but nice try :)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hardcorebodybuildinglife.com/2012/07/bodybuilding-and-steroids-use-in.html?showComment=1341865938714#c5583058366213063970
ReplyDeleteBiggest load of crap I've ever read. Jersey shore is casted over a few weeks. If they were on steroids they would look a hell of a lot bigger and better then that. They've obviously worked hard on themselves and had plenty of time to do so (mike is like 30) and from what I can read it doesn't sound like half of you have stepped foot in a gym, let alone committed to it. When you've worked that hard to look like that, eatin and drinking like shit for a couple of weeks wont completely destroy your look in that short of a time...
ReplyDeleteThis. This 100%
Deletehave you seen them workout? they dont do any heavy lifting or squats or deadlifts. they eat crappy ass food. yea maybe they are working their asses off when they are not filming, but mike and ronnie are definitely juicing. they dont eat, sleep, supplement and lift anything like a real bodybuilder or powerlifter does yet they still are pretty big for their short asses. im sorry but they are definitely 100% juicing. i don't know the extent of what they take and i highly doubt they take tren because they would be bigger but they definitely take something. it doesnt really matter though. its just funny because they are not strong and are pussies.i bet vinny is the strongest. oh and there is something called genetics which means you can have a bigger chest or arms in proportion with the rest of your body.
ReplyDeletei get more mad than ronnie at very little things and im not on steroids. in fact my computer just froze and i almost broke the fucking screen and could kill someone. guess im just a psycho.
ReplyDeleteas a steroid user, i can say the person who wrote this article is an idiot. the dude is probably trolling n just looked up common steroid names to make him look like he knows what he's talking about. mike n ronnie i would say are on cycle while filming yes, however what they take you will not know by looking at them. the show is also fake so the two being angry can be part of the script, as roid rage is not in every user. shredded is determined by diet. no, you cannot build muscle without working out. steroids merely speed up the process, they don't do the work for you.
ReplyDeletethis is actually the most retarded article i have ever read. you should not write an article on people in a show, if you do not watch the show. In every episode the guys go to the gym. every morning. not only do they go to the gym, but when they come back they have their supps and ronnie even has his own protein shake that he makes for all the guys. In season 6 you also see ronnie entering the house with about 4-5 large protein/workout containers to last throughout the few weeks of filming. yes, they do eat junk, but they also work out alot. you cant judge a persons diet on what they eat whilst they are vacationing with friends over a small period in the summer, i think its fair to say that most people will binge a bit. and you can also see that they do in fact lose definition from the start of each season by the time it reaches the end.
ReplyDeletei dont really care about these guys, but it does bother me when someone accuses people of doing something bad after all of the honest hard work they do to reach their goals.
oh and anger? id imagine i would get angry at some small things too when you are allowed no contact to the outside world, cannot live your normal life and are surrounded by douche bags like angelina, snooki, deena etc.
You're completely right.
DeleteJuice! Juice! Juice! ....These guys are on steroids,Just read up on steroids ....
ReplyDeleteronnie is deffo on the juice a high dose of test! when ever you have taken juice you can spot a juicer straght away. natural bodybuilders dont look like that when their ripped their face looks gunt and thin not fat and blouted. and to be frank everybody who takes steroids allways say i dont do steroids. unless there talking to a fellow stedhead. and ronnie has a bad case of roid rage. i have seen freinds have a reaction to test like ronnie has but they were not being followed by tv crews to keep them in check. and still he blows his top over bullshit. ego & steroids is a bad mix in some people. and ronnie karma is a motherfuck. you'll get yours in the end.
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